First boring blog

Not sure what to write about today, as today was a fairly boring day. I did go and buy a new pair of jeans, does that count as interesting? Probably more interesting than the double-sided tape I bought this afternoon...
Going back to my jeans, earlier in the year I bought a new pair of jeans because the old ones had developed a big hole in the seat/crotch area. Now, 6 months later, those jeans developed the same thing! What is going on here? Why does this area split/wear out faster than other parts of the jeans? Maybe my "package" is so big it causes the material to rip, or my loins are so hot they burn holes in them?? A mystery to be sure!
P.S. If anyone wants to buy my old crotchless jeans, just let me know...