More stuff about fireworks

Before I go to work, I usually watch BBC 1 news, mainly to check if any travel disruptions and get the weather report (which they get wrong 50% of the time). However, being a man, I like to flick TV channels, and sometimes it lands on the pure dross that is ITV's morning show. If BBC news is like the Times/Guardian, then ITV morning show is like the Sun/Mirror. Pure drivvle for dumbies. Anyway, as I flicked over, they were doing a piece on fireworks sending dogs loopy, and that some people are getting sedatives from vets to dope their dogs up. They showed a family that has two dogs - the big one didn't give a toss about the fireworks, but the little one went bananas at the sound. This got me thinking about our tiny wee rabbit, and how he doesn't give a monkeys about the fireworks banging and whizzing outside, as he just sits in his poo box munching on some hay, but walk into the room suddenly/quickly/loudly and he'll go flying out scattering poopsies all over the place, ears up and will stamp his foot! However, a quick trip to the fridge to give him a piece of greens/broccolli/carrot/kale/apple will instantly change his mood from startled rabbit to Bushel the pig-rabbit. Oink!