Surreal foxes get married in the sun
Haven't posted in yonks, but things have been a bit busy. Here's a quick rundown of things that have happened in the last few weeks:
1. My bro got married. (Again!) Went up to Lancaster for the wedding, saw lots of family, ate a lot of food and had a good time. My bro and I did a road trip down to Winchester a few days later, but no female swedish hitchhikers or crazed serial killers to pick up, only my Bro running into the bushes by the side of the road for a wee.
2. Parents are in UK too, and I went out with my mum to an exhibition at the V&A museum of surreal artists ( http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/microsites/1558_surrealthings/ ). I think surreal is just the arty farty way of saying bloody weird!
3. Saw the film Sunshine yesterday. It was a bit weird, because yesterday was the hottest day of the year so far, and yet my bro, his friend and I decided to sit inside a dark air conditioned cinema watching a film about the sun. Anyway, it was a very good film, but don't try and think too much about the logic/science of the film afterwards, just enjoy it for what it is. P.S. I don't ever want to go into space.
4. Last night about 11pm, the foxes that live on the oval opposite our flat decided to have a screaming compeition. I now know why the Lord Snooty's of the countryside want to shoot those damn things, they are so annoying! I don't know what on earth they are doing, either biting each other, buggering each other with barbed penis', giving birth to elephants or experimenting with fox bondage or all of the above at once, but I'm tempted to take up the position of Norwood Fox Strangler if they continue to disturb my much needed beauty sleep!
Back to work tomorrow - ugh.
1. My bro got married. (Again!) Went up to Lancaster for the wedding, saw lots of family, ate a lot of food and had a good time. My bro and I did a road trip down to Winchester a few days later, but no female swedish hitchhikers or crazed serial killers to pick up, only my Bro running into the bushes by the side of the road for a wee.
2. Parents are in UK too, and I went out with my mum to an exhibition at the V&A museum of surreal artists ( http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/microsites/1558_surrealthings/ ). I think surreal is just the arty farty way of saying bloody weird!
3. Saw the film Sunshine yesterday. It was a bit weird, because yesterday was the hottest day of the year so far, and yet my bro, his friend and I decided to sit inside a dark air conditioned cinema watching a film about the sun. Anyway, it was a very good film, but don't try and think too much about the logic/science of the film afterwards, just enjoy it for what it is. P.S. I don't ever want to go into space.
4. Last night about 11pm, the foxes that live on the oval opposite our flat decided to have a screaming compeition. I now know why the Lord Snooty's of the countryside want to shoot those damn things, they are so annoying! I don't know what on earth they are doing, either biting each other, buggering each other with barbed penis', giving birth to elephants or experimenting with fox bondage or all of the above at once, but I'm tempted to take up the position of Norwood Fox Strangler if they continue to disturb my much needed beauty sleep!
Back to work tomorrow - ugh.
posted by U2J at 12:42 am
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