British wildlife

I now know why the mad toff Brits like to hunt foxes. It's because they make the most awful screeching noises at 5am in the morning. I'm not sure if this is because they are the only animal that practices buggery or if they just do it to piss us off because we have taken over the environment and they are forced to eat rotting KFC out of grabage bins.I also saw two Robins having a "breast-off" this morning, thrusting their inflated red breasts at each other in some sort of wee-tiny birdy macho contest.And the final example of British wildlife was the three blokes drinking beer at 11am on a Sunday morning in the park opposite the supermarket. Well done, Britain! P.S. The picture above is of Bushel's litter tray after a dump. Behold the magnificence of what we call "poopsies"!