Daily commute
When I walk to the train station each morning to go to work, I pass an electrical substation which has signs up saying "WARNING! DEATH HAZARD!". Fair enough, lots of electricity, don't go in there, makes sense. However, someone chucks in heaps of bread in there so that it is filled with greedy dirty pigeons! Now, is the person who does this a pigeon lover, or hoping to see them electrified?!? Weird...
Also this morning, my foot went to sleep on the train, and because it was crowded (as usual) I couldn't really stretch my leg out to get it to wake up. By the time we got to the station, my foot had gone past being asleep and was in a coma! I couldn't feel my foot at all and I was having trouble walking! I had to slowly limp off the train until the blood started flowing again. I always suspected the morning commute was potentially dangerous to your health!
Also this morning, my foot went to sleep on the train, and because it was crowded (as usual) I couldn't really stretch my leg out to get it to wake up. By the time we got to the station, my foot had gone past being asleep and was in a coma! I couldn't feel my foot at all and I was having trouble walking! I had to slowly limp off the train until the blood started flowing again. I always suspected the morning commute was potentially dangerous to your health!
posted by U2J at 1:38 am
2 Comments:
suggest cutting off your foot when that happens, then it won't hurt so much if it's in a coma, i did that with my penis.. hurt like buggery when the coma wore off tho - tasty thing tho - bit like a sausage roll
Hmm, how do I instantly know that this "anonymous" post is from brother?!?
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