Sick again

This is the third time I've been sick this year. OK, the first time I'm pretty sure was food poisoning, but I don't get sick that often, and I've had more time off work this year than the last two years combined! Is this because I'm getting old or has my Australian raised metabolism finally succumbed to the all the UK diseases that love the cold and wet and thrive in the dog poo and spittle that cover the streets? Maybe it's like Superman getting weaker the further away he's from the rays of the yello sun that grant him his powers.
And since when did they start putting caffeine in cold and flu tablets?? I wish I'd read the ingredients before I took two tablets before bed last night...

What the fu..??

brooom!

Chickens vs Rabbits

Bushel contemplates chewing a Dyson vacuum cleaner tube

smooch